i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
Got bored, so I made a how-to of last night’s meal.
Forgot to mention that that sauce is amazing on absolutely everything. Like I literally can’t think of something that wouldn’t suit it.
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
no matter how many gross things you tell me about mcdonalds I’m still going to eat it and you can’t stop me
I want to kiss her.
Not because I want to feel the softness of her fair lips or the warmth of her breath as she exhales against me.
I want to kiss her because I can’t think of any other way to fully express the beauty that she is. I want her to know that I see her as perfect. That she is perfect.
I don’t really understand how Shiroba’s outfit works, send help
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever